Yes, I know it's tacky to keep a wishlist on my website. I am not suggesting YOU go buy me these things. This is just a little list of things I want to remember to look into when I can manage web shopping later, because I will feel very sad if I forget and then later go, "Oh, YEAH! I wanted that but never got around to getting it, and now I wish I had gotten it, because I can't get it now." Whoa, that was one long run-on sentence!

• littleyellowdifferent.com mug
• WFS long sleeve t-shirt
• Flashpoint (porn)
• Thighs Wide Open (porn)
• Being With Juli Ashton (porn)
• localhost t-shirt
• caffeine t-shirt
• power t-shirt
• golf, rugby, or Hawaiian shirts - We have to wear collared shirts at work. Agony! I try to make it easier on myself by buying silly, crazy, bizarre golf or rugby shirts, or the most preposterous looking Hawaiian style shirts I can find.
• How to Be a Great Lover: Girlfriend-to-Girlfriend Time-Tested Techniques That Will Blow His Mind
• Google mug
• 5.25 Floppy Shirt
• Pixel Heart Shirt
• Hardware Clock
• Internet World Poster
• Linux 2.4 Kernel Map
• Map Of The Internet - 2002 (In fact, I want all of them.)
• Binary LED Clock
• Incredible Commuter Car
• iRubMyDuckie
• Germs and bears. Oh my!